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The 1996 American Election!

I love this country, even if I think that its politicians suck.

How to be elected president

Before being elected After being elected
Cowtow to minorities ... Screw them over
Cowtow to christians ... Screw them Alterboys
Cowtow to Gays and Lesbians ... Screw them Anally
NO NEW TAXES! ... Tax the peasants
Smile for the camera ... Smile for the hooker.
Promise freedoms ... Remove freedoms
Promise Rights ... Remove Rights

The available political parties:

DemoPublican . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Republicrat



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